Florida Governor Ron DeSantis wants you to know his balls are for sale

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis wants you to know his balls are for sale

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Despite what you may have heard, Ron DeSantis has balls and they are for sale.

After more than 60,000 voters died and a special hearing against vaccine mandates, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis released new merchandise for his scrotum reelection campaign.

On Wednesday, as the legislature took a step to pass DeSantis’ desire to ban companies from ordering vaccines for employees, the governor’s team debuted a new batch of golf balls available on its campaign website, which reads “The Governor of Florida has balls” on the package, along with ” Hold The Line”.

“Standing up firmly and setting an example for the rest of the nation in standing up for freedom when it is under assault has become par for the course with Governor DeSantis,” says an email from his campaign.

Ron’s white dimple balls cost $19.95 and are actually TaylorMade TP5X golf balls.

Sure, nothing says you stood on the agenda of globalization, Big Tech, and the awakened media, then letting everyone know your balls are for sale.

This isn’t the first line of a stupid DeSantis swag downplaying the state’s coronavirus disaster. Last summer, DeSantis released a Cozy beer that read “How can I drink beer with a mask?”

This story originally appeared on Creative Loafing Tampa Bay.

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